It’s official… Chevy’s search for a new agency is over. BDA’s and DDHC “Team-Wankers” need no longer apply. Joel Ewanick, GM’s Global Chief Marketing Nozzle, has selected Chevy’s “Agency of the Future,” and it is you! Yes, the fucker has decided the answer to Chevy’s advertising future is… Are you ready for this? CROWDSOURCING! Yeah baby, lots and lots of super ideas just in time for the Super Bowl… And best of all, they are way fucking cheap. And guess who is “Curating” this brilliant venture? None other than “Microsoft Advertising!” Yeah, Microsoft has an ad agency, who the fuck would have guessed that. And just to show Joel we think this is a super great fucking idea, I want every AdScamer to go to the site and vote for “Miss Van Der Volt.” ‘Cos this is a fucking classic. Why, Oh why, can’t Goodby come up with gems like this? It has to run on the Super Bowl. You MUST vote for “Miss Van Der Volt.” For Joel’s sake!
Jeff... Eat your heart out... Shit, this amazing chick is almost as fucking hot as Kate!!!
