OK, we know that ninety five percent of everything produced by the world’s second oldest profession is pure shit, but do we have to encourage this? I just got an email, courtesy of the 4A’s - Yeah, the guys I accused of organizing a “Giant Wankfest” in my 4A’s speech – See the last post… Anyway, they are pimping something called an “Internet Marketing Masters Program,” courtesy of “Full Sail University.” And the headline reads… “Become a Marketing Rock Star.” Yeah, that’s actually what the fucktards peddling this shit think is going to create a massive response. But just in case it needs a bit more creative hype… They actually have a bad stock shot of a fucking rock star (See below.) Brilliant, sign me up, I am fucking sold. I want to be a Marketing Rock Star. To think I’ve wasted all those years drinking, smoking, doing drugs and fucking my brains out when I could have been a Marketing Rock Star. Where was Full Sail Fucking University when I needed them?
Wicked... Fucking wicked!