Remember my post the other day about how serious drinking can cure asthma, baldness and wooden legs? Well, in my never ending search for news AdScammer’s can actually benefit from… This just in… British (where the fuck else would it be) scientists have created a pill to stop you acting drunk no matter how many pints you put away. Apparently, It's something called your mutinous immune system that gives you that fucked up feeling after a boozy session, they write in the British Journal of Pharmacology. Well that’s the best news of the week – Apart from killing Al Qeada’s one hundredth number two geezer. Now when the Highway Patrol guy with the big gun asks you to walk in a straight line… Pop the magic pill and do a fucking Nureyev! Technology may suck… But Biology is brilliant!
No pills for Frog wankers!