In my constant quest to keep AdScammers abreast of what is happening in the world of communications, once a year, I check out Cofanifunebri.com… Who the fuck is that? These are the geezers in Italy that make coffins, but promote them via something called “The Sexy Coffin Calendar.” That’s the one with semi-naked chicks draped over caskets… Very tasty. I’ve been talking about them since 2007… But guess what? The calendar is no longer available because it has been censored by Italian law… Yes, fucking Italian…That would be the country run by Berlusconi, the old goat who fucks teenage hookers. But the good news is you can still buy coffin shaped key rings, cig lighters, pen holders, and fucking soap. Bella, Bella!
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