For some reason, I’ve been banned from Twitter. Yes me, fucking banned from Twitter. Apparently I have broken the pimping rules by Tweeting on sites about Mad Men, giving people obsessed with the TV show, a chance to read “Confessions of a Mad Man,” which is the real fucking thing, and not a poncey, wanky TV version of what the ad biz was like in the sixties. Yeah, smoking, drinking and fucking… With a bit of work thrown in. Anyway, I am banned from fucking Twitter. Yeah, me… The guy who resigned from it last year, ‘cos I thought it was a giant wank. Now I want back in… ‘Cos I’m a fucking AdHo… OK, at least I’m honest… Well, a bit honest. And I’m still a fucking prince!
'Cos I need cheering up!