Remember the guy last year that died after going over the edge of a cliff on his Segway. In the “Now for the rest of the story” category, it turns out his death was due to good manners. Apparently he got out of the way of someone walking his dog. He wobbled on the edge of the cliff, then fell backwards, according to the BBC. He was later found dead in the river below. There are obvious lessons to be learned here. Only douchenozzles in Silicon Valley ride around on the world’s dumbest form of transport… But most of all… Be a bad tempered old geezer like me. Never be nice, and always treat people as if they are fucktards… ‘Cos most of ‘em are.
See what I mean!!!