In the world of who the fuck would have thunk it… Sir Martin Sorrell awarded himself a mere seven million fucking dollar pay package last year. That’s a 70% increase on the previous year. Apparently profits for the WPP, evil empire rose by 28%. As usual, this was accomplished by putting multiple employees out on the street and sending their children to the poor house. Fuck, someone has to pay the monthly flower bill for the Gramercy Square love nest. Best bit is that… The bonus was decided by the WPP “remuneration committee.” And you just know that each and everyone of these fucktards was hand picked by the Poisoned Dwarf. Just think how much he would have made if he hadn’t pissed away billions on Enfatico.
Here's lookin' at ya... Suckers!