You know how I’m always going on about rich fucktards who never seem to have enough money for their yachts, jets, mansions and fucking bimbos… Well, the wanker news of the day is that Paul Allen, co-founder of Microsoft has just written a book (probably ghost written) in which he complains about how Bill Gates ripped him off a few billion when he stepped down from a management role in Microsoft. Well, maybe he did, but you were still left one of the richest guys on the face of the fucking planet, indulging in rock concerts, sports teams and the obligatory yachts etc. What the fuck is wrong with these people. Why can’t they be more like Steve “Woz” Wosniak? Who as far as I know, still gets on with GodJobs, and everyone knows he can be a royal pain in the arse. “Woz” is a guy who fucking enjoys his money. Doesn’t take himself too seriously and who actually went back to school for an education degree so he could teach science to high school kids… So… Mr. Allen, stop being a douchenozzle. Do something worthwhile with your money. Compared to 99% of the population you are incredibly blessed!
What the fuck is not to like?