Well, talk about making my day… Did you see the piece in AdWeek “Facebook Ad Performance Is Abysmal!” Ha, fucking ha… Apparently the click through rate was 0.051 in 2010, which is probably worse than SecondLife. Yeah, I know I love to flog this dead horse, but the fucking hype is making me dizzy. Now that the audience is a claimed 600 bazzilion, gazzilian fucking wankillion… Why are these people not buying all this shit their friends have supposedly recommended? That’s something the Russian Mafia shareholders will want an answer to. And soon. On another note, Interpublic is closing all it’s Egyptian offices until Mubarak decides to retire to his South of France palace with the Concorde parked in the back yard. This severe loss of revenues will undoubtedly influence Michael Roth to award himself another humungous fucking “performance” bonus.
Ivan drops in on Facebook. Next up... Interpublic!!!