The New York Times announces that the Volkswagen Group has appointed Wolfgang Dürheimer as head of its Bentley and Bugatti divisions. He will replace Franz-Josef Paefgen as chairman and chief executive of Bentley, and president and chief executive of Bugatti. OK, I understand that the krauts have their hands on the uber panzer/auto/U-boat wheels of the fucking universe, and everyone involved should have names that came straight out of Mein Kampf… But, isn’t Bentley a Brit marque… Driven by Bond before he drove a pussy Aston Martin (Shades of Howard “The Gorilla” Draft) And a Bugatti was something Mussolini used to schtupp Clara Petacci in before they both got hung from Lake Como lamp posts at the end of WWII. (AdScam… The only Ad Blog that gives you esoteric historical references besides the usual ad shit!) So, why not give the job to someone completely unqualified? I’m available!
Wolfgang Durheimer... What the fuck is wrong with this guys head???