News today that Simon & Schuster will soon be publishing "A Shore Thing," the debut novel from Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, the "Jersey Shore" cast member who admits to only having read two books in her life--"Twilight" and "Dear John." This eagerly awaited opus will be hitting shelves early next year. No doubt fans will line up at Wal-Mart to get early copies… After they have finished their remedial reading classes. The biggest surprise is that “Snooki” is employing the services of a ghost writer (Sara Palin?) to complete the project. If you didn’t already know it, civilization is now officially fucked!
Make mine a double... Oh wait, it is a double!