Ace AdScammer, “Poisoned Depths,” who is never wrong, tells me that as the Poisoned Dwarf is concerned that his $96 million “performance” bonus might come up a bit short… Like it might only be $95 million and would necessitate cutting the weekly flower budget at the Gramercy Park love nest… The little fucker has taken a part time job with a company who’s ad account, Y&R just picked up, which makes it the shops first win since Tony Granger took over as Emperor of the fucked up universe. Tony has created the ads himself and is credited with persuading Sir Martin to take up a modeling career. For your delectation, the first ad is below… Could this be the big turning point is Y&R’s comeback. I don’t fucking think so!
Cannes Titanium Baby!!!