If you really want living proof that even the most retrograde, gatorade, gold plated fucktard can make it big in the US, just watch this video from Bob Parsons, CEO and chief douchenozzle of GoDaddy.com talking about shit you never learned in business school, while all the time being gazed at in cow like rapture by a blond bimbo with the “as expected” inflated GoDaddy chest bits. Apparently, this lady’s primary function seems to be be standing in awe next to Mr GoDaddy as he talks like a recovering meth addict about how he made it big in business. Even better is this video of Mr GoDaddy explaining how he comes up with the ideas for his “GoDaddyEsque” TV spots! Fucking painful! Who needs BDA’s when you have resident geniuses all over the fucking place ?
GoDaddy is looking for willing staff!

