So, I stood in line for three fucking days and nights in rain, snow and tornados, just to be the first on the block with my very own GodPad… And guess what, after I’ve shelled out the big bucks, it’s just a fucking big iPhone. And it won’t fit in my pocket. No, I’m just taking the piss, I wouldn’t stand in line for a shitasmic Apple product, GodJobs is richer than Croesus… But fuck when he presented yesterday, he looked really, really thin. Take a break Steve, you can’t take it with you. Anyway, mixed reaction on the GodPad, the usual suspects fucking loved it, but then they’d love an iTurd if Steve was shilling it. But the general press don’t seem to be getting very worked up about it. It definitely isn’t going to be another iPhone, even though that’s basically what it is, but as I said, it won’t fit in your pocket. But the Apple freaks will want to walk around flashing it for all to see. Douchenozzles. Oh yeah, and one question no one seems to have answered… How long does the fucking battery last when you're thrashing through all those movies, games and apps? As far as I could make out, no one answered that important question.
You should be good for about thirty minutes now!