Just to get everything ship shape around here, here are some things you should never forget if you just can’t get enough AdScam piss & vinegar. Every Tuesday, I do a column for psfk. Today’s brilliant piece is now on line. Get the fuck over there now. I also do infrequent blog posts for BrandRepublic in the UK. Unlike AdScam and psfk, I am not allowed to swear, but I sneak in lots of asterisks' and shit, so readers know I am actually saying fuck, etc. Every Wednesday on AdScam is Hitler day. If you don’t like it, go fuck yourself, it’s my blog, remember? Every Friday is Loveeerrly Kate day. The nuder, the better. Anyone coming across rare pictures of Kate in various stages of undress should send them to me immediately. Then, there are the books… If you don’t buy them, you are a douchenozzle, fucktard, wanker. Unlike all the other tossers out there, I do not make money from AdScam… No ads, coffee mugs, lame fucking tee shirts and other pieces of useless junk. I also don’t monitor comments, and will only take down porn (after saving to DVD!) and racist shit. I also don’t have you typing in indecipherable codes, or sending in Boddingtons money… But fuck, if you want to… Mine’s a pint. Anyway, keep reading and I’ll keep writing… May as well, there’s no fucking work out there… Oh, and look for my next opus, "Confessions of a Mad Man"… Still in the works, including a possible film!!!
And fucking modest too!
