As further proof that the news media knows fuck all when it comes to serious news, rather than Tiger’s tenth mistress of the week, or whether or not Balloon Boy will get his own reality show… News this morning that in spite deep discounts, retailers are in deep shit with start of the holiday selling season with most falling short of analyst estimates. Yet just a few days ago we read that “Black Friday” was huge, with brain dead fucktards camping out all nigh to buy huge TV’s with their food stamps. Then it was, well lots of people out there, but not spending as much as we thought. Now the fuckers are hardly spending. Fuck me, make up your mind. Never forget what the “Decider” told us to do after 9/11… Don’t let the terrorists get you down… Go out and shop. Get down to your Kabul Wal-Mart.
Words of advice from Dr Feelgood!