News on Tuesday that GM’s CEO, Fritz Henderson-nozzle is expected to resign should only surprise people so fucking brain dead that they honestly expect the US car business to rebound in the next ten million years. No word yet on the fate of ace-douchenozzle Ed Whitacre JR… Yes, he of the incredible yawn fest commercials of a few weeks ago. But you know what never ceases to amaze me about these fucktards? When Ed Jr. was CEO of AT&T, he earned $60 million a fucking year for umpteen years. If you had that much loot in a Zurich numbered account, wouldn’t you call it a day? What the fuck is wrong with these people? Well, I suppose it all makes sense if you sign off on the Gordon Gecko school of management… “greed is good!” Oh, forgot to mention… While Ed Jr. was the head honcho at AT&T “The leaders in the digital revolution” he never used email, or even had a computer in his fucking office. Hey, but if I was making sixty fucking million dollars a year, I wouldn’t either, you have “people” who do that shit. All you have to do is count your fucking money. Although, you probably have "people" who do that for you. What a wanker!
Just buy one more gas guzzling monster before that big fucking rock hits... Please, please, I'm down to my last couple of hundred million!