All the ad trades are hot n’ heavy on the news that Danica Patrick has re-uped for three more years with ace fucktard company GoDaddy.com. At least two Super Bowl spots are in the works, no doubt with a semi-naked Danica flashing her tits and slithering her body all over a monster race car. In the words of ace douchenozzle and master of good taste advertising, CEO, Bob Parsons, “Danica is the quintessential GoDaddy Girl, she is a beautiful woman competing in a male-dominated sport. She’s passionate. She’s focused. She’s all about doing what it takes to win and we love that about her. Not to mention she’s edgy, smokin’ hot and as tough as any competitor anywhere. We are very good together." Oh, and exactly what the fuck does that mean, Bob, baby? You dirty old wanker!
My Daddy is a goer... Nudge, nudge, wink, wink!