Anyone who reads the various trades and blogs covering this truly fucked up shitasmic business… Has to wonder about the never ending, continually reported demise of “Global Marketing Chief Russ Klein” from his uber-wanktastic position at Burger King… OK, this time, it’s for good. Explained as “Leaving for personal reasons”… Ha, fucking Ha… The only time anyone leaves for personal reasons is when they have no other choice. Apparently after six consecutive years of positive sales growth, sales began to slip in march, and the franchisees (i.e. douchenozzles) began to demand someone’s head. No surprise there…But I’ll bet there’s some worried frat boys trashing their skate boards in Boulder!
It's just like selling burgers!


BAD move to stay as CMO for six years unless he had stock options awaiting vesting.
Posted by: Tom Messner | November 11, 2009 at 08:48 AM
correct george, except as a skateboarder myself, i dont think frat boys usually ride skateboards. they party and fuck blondes.
Posted by: Mike Hunt | November 11, 2009 at 09:42 AM
This is old, you have provided no new information. WTF? Also, shitastic is no douchenozzle. You should retire the word, its terrible.
Posted by: Charles Rangel | November 11, 2009 at 10:15 AM
@Charles...
You read AdScam for information!!! This is the site for vitriolic, piss & vinegar. You want information... Read AdAge, but try and stay awake.
And it's SHITASMIC... Fuck, pay attention.
Cheers/George
Posted by: George Parker | November 11, 2009 at 01:42 PM