Did you see that Playboy is up for sale? According to the Wizened of Oz’s New York Post (Which you’ll soon have to fucking pay to read on-line,) Inconix, owners of the London Fog and Danskin brands, was said to be looking over the books. But there may be others interested in picking up the Mag… No doubt for the articles, not the tits and arse. If you want it, “Heff” is looking for $300 million. I mean hey, the old shagger must spend a fortune on fucking Viagra!
What the fuck has he got that I haven't? Oh yeah... Money!
Said thing is it's only valuated at $300MM, they should have been owning the soft porn industry online and other ventures with the brand equity and history they've had! It's too bad!
@George, it's not so much money he's got but the power to make them famous! You need to get some AdScam AdHo Honnies group going and the girls will come a running.....or go a runnin'!
Salud!
Posted by: Kypar | November 14, 2009 at 06:18 AM
They also reported that Pabst Brewing is up for sale too, same price: $300.
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/business/hall_of_foam_brewer_goes_on_the_z7AdeaBgH7dlj2xfmJEtTI
Posted by: bg | November 14, 2009 at 09:02 AM
($300 million)
Posted by: bg | November 14, 2009 at 09:02 AM
Beer and Babes for $600MM! What a bargain!
Posted by: Kypar | November 14, 2009 at 12:17 PM
George,
The Hef has nothing on you. I'll bet he's never fucked even one of those girls in the mansion. Liberace was more his type.
Posted by: Rita | November 15, 2009 at 04:25 AM