In the “you can’t make this shit up” arena, according to a press release from the IPA… Julie Roehm, former chief marketing officer at Wal-mart and DaimlerChrysler, will keynote the IPA Leadership Conference to be held February 4-6 in Scottsdale, Arizona. Julie Roehm, a powerful, charismatic marketing visionary, is one of the most successful global marketing, new media, advertising and brand-building experts in the United States. Roehm will share her story from behind the scenes at the world's most influential retailer to show how quickly the world is shifting and how marketers, agencies and service providers alike can plan for success in this brave new world. Obviously, these people are brain dead fucktards. Particularly when they say… Speakers were carefully chosen from all sides of the media production process to give attendees a 360-degree view of trends and technologies that are shaping the future of communications. Hey for a mere $700.00 I might sign up. But only if I am allowed to ask three questions…
When did you stop gazing into Sean’s eyes, every time you kissed?
Are you still doing lap dances for prospective agencies at NoBu?
Did you sell the McMansion in Bentonville yet?
I have a feeling they won’t let me through the door.
Julie, Julie, Julie, what ever makes you think I would dump Kate for you?