Jim Edwards over at bNet has a post revealing that one of Sorrel’s WPP companies, Visible Technologies, has taken investment funding from In-Q-Tel, the investment fund of the CIA. Apparently these douchenozzles are developing tools that can scan social media networks such as Twitter and Facebook, and scour meaningful data from them. Mmmm, meaningful data? Like the last time you had some stress relief at a Beijing massage parlor when you were supposedly there for the Olympics!!! But wait, there’s more… This is the second time the Height Challenged One has taken CIA money via one of his companies. And let’s not forget, it was just a year ago he was shamed into backing out of joint ownership of an agency in fucking Zimbabwe. So, if he’s taking CIA money… Which is, after all, our fucking money… Does this mean we are paying his forthcoming $96 million bonus? It also means that the CIA is watching me as I type this shit. If so, fuck you. See Ya in Gitmo!
Sir Martin and I share the same tailor!

