Late yesterday, AdAge published the latest bullshit handed out by some Interpublic PR flack douchenozzle regarding the merger of Deutsch and Lowe… In the immortal shitasmic words of the ex-insurance company salesman… Interpublic Chairman-CEO Michael Roth said the two agencies were aligned due to their complementary offerings. "By giving Deutsch the lead role in North America and access to a strong global network, while at the same time bolstering Lowe's standing in the vital U.S. market, we believe we will create a more powerful offering and accelerate our growth." Ha, fucking Ha… Would you please rephrase that in fucking English? What the fuck is next… Deutsch merges with McCann, which merges with Draft/FCB, which merges with Wal-Mart, which merges with Google, which then gets bought out by AdScam!!!
AdScam is fucking awesome, particularly on Friday!!!
