This just in from one of my Enfatico deep throats, who are diminishing in number by the day. Enfatico is no longer the agency of record for the Dell account, and haven’t been for the last two months. Officially (although there have been no releases to the press that I have seen,) Y&R New York is the agency of record for the consumer work. Wunderman, New York, is handling the B2B work. But based on the last couple of years, this doesn’t mean a fucking thing, as most of the creative was farmed out to non-WPP shops. Probably because Enfatico was too busy doing it’s own shitasmic campaign with sledgehammers and wrecking balls… My, how prophetic that last visual cliché was!!! Meantime, the bloodshed continues at what’s left of Enfatico as the work at the Austin and New York offices (which is already inside the Y&R office) is being moved to Y&R and Wunderman. In fact, 30% of the already radically diminished work force was let go just last week. The Poisoned Dwarf expects the existing staff at both shops to cope with the new workload… But based on the WPP/Dell track record, that shouldn’t be for long. The only Enfatico office still functioning is Copenhagen. (Why on earth did they open a fucking office in Copenhagen? Isn’t that where the IOC kicked Chicago in the nuts?) This office has retained the catalog business. That’s right… The fucking catalogue business. Wow, that’s really going to help the Poisoned Dwarf’s $96 million bonus situation! As you would expect, Sir Martin is in a classic state of self denial, blaming everyone but himself. It’s like the Hitler video I posted the other week… It’s all the fault of the bloggers, particularly that fucktard George Parker at AdScam… ‘Cos he’s always right! Guilty as charged, M’lud!
What, me worry?
