News out today that Yahoo has a fantastic new ad campaign with the mind bending slogan… “It’s Y!ou.” And even though I haven’t seen this Trojan effort, all I can say is… Well fuck, where do I sign up for a lifetime contract? According to highly confidential information coming out of one of the world’s most fucked up companies… It’s supposed to sound like the echo when you yodel… Yahoo... Y!ou… Get it? fucking brilliant. In the words of Elisa Steele, Yahoo's executive vice president and chief marketing douchenozzle, "Our vision is to be at the center of people's online lives — to be at the place where their world meets the larger world." Ha, fucking awesome Elisa Baby… Play your cards right and the Poisoned Dwarf could bring you in to resuscitate Enfatico… There again, stick with Yahoo, or take up sheep shearing… I said shearing, not shagging.
Hello... Are Y!ou down there? All I can see is shit!
