As a follow up on my iTablet/Newton post, someone has a fucking thing going about just what the fuck this thing will be called… iPad, iTab, iSlate, iSlab, iDick… Who fucking cares. But if you do, go to this wanky site and fucking discuss it, vote on it, wank on it… But whatever you do, hit the Apple store when the announcement is made. Pay double what it’s worth, then when GodJobs cuts the price by half after a month, complain. iGod will then you a voucher for a couple of hundred bucks that you have to spend at the Apple Store… But hey, fuck it, you can always add to your iPhone collection. Did you get the pink one yet?
And don't forget the iTit!