Many thanks to William, a loyal AdScammer, who I cannot identify, for pointing me in the direction of “Ace-Auto-Tart” Julie Roehm’s latest and greatest blog post… Why does this bimbo continue to think she’s a expert on the auto biz… Probably because she came up with the fucking embarrassing “Lingerie Bowl?” So, this latest blog epic, all about Bob Lutz, the new Marketing Czar of GM, who she used to do lap dances for at NoBu, goes on and on about… I actually have no fucking idea what she's talking about! This reaction was obviously shared by the rest of her readers. Because The post is two days old, and so far there have been no comments… Which, when you consider her Alexa ranking is 4,133,774, means the only readers of her pathetic site are probably her husband… The one she constantly reminds ISN’T the bread winner, and Sean, wherever that poor fucker is these days!
HighJive... You are a fucking Prince!!!
FYI: Creepiest use of American tax dollars yet. Seems more like a scene out of a Sci-fi flick:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/07/15/military-eatr-contractor_n_233467.html
Posted by: slowmo | July 15, 2009 at 08:48 PM
Still no comments to Julie's post about Bob Lutz.
Posted by: Curvin O'Rielly | July 15, 2009 at 11:08 PM
Czar, however, is becoming quit the title these days. Kind of extra-Cabinet position that requires no approval by Congress or even public scrutiny.
It is odd that it appears of the 30 chosen so far, the Obama administration appears not to have picked one Czarina. Perhaps that could be spot for Ms. Roehm.
Posted by: Tom Messner | July 16, 2009 at 06:13 AM
no sense whipping it, even the horse knows it's dead… Roehm couldn't get a rise out Clarence Thomas, she sure as hell won't get a bite out of the advertising community… i think everyone's moved on at this point?
hey slowmo: check out the military budget a few years back when Gates said he had to cut military spending. every news agency reported on it and questioned our safety, security, effectiveness, etc.
what actually happened was the budget GREW from $513B up to $534B! the military logic,accounting for the "reduction", was that it was scheduled to grow more than that. so as they hadn't enlarged it to the predicted limit, but settled on a slightly lesser figure, they "cut"!
that mentality should explain why they feel the need to experiment with flesh eating robots… they're actually quite stupid and are easily influenced by what they see on Japanese TV.
Posted by: the lower depths | July 16, 2009 at 06:17 AM
If the commerce, labor, education
departments all were dismantled and the bureaucrats forced to find another line of work, no one would notice the difference.
Commerce puffs along without supervision, labor's work is largely done by other cabinet departments, and education is really accomplished on the local level anyway.
Posted by: Ivy Baker Priest | July 16, 2009 at 07:02 AM
@LD...
As seen on Japanese TV... Fucking classic... Nice one!
Cheers/George
Posted by: George Parker | July 16, 2009 at 07:20 AM
@Tom...
Oh my God... Julie in government. Can you imagine? Perhaps state government... Possibly Alaska. Her husband could be the "Stay at home Dude!" While she is winning the bread (Not the good stuff Curvin is obsessed with)
Cheers/George
Posted by: George Parker | July 16, 2009 at 07:23 AM
LD, thanks for sharing about "Budget Gate". I wasn't aware of it. I only followed up on Gates recently, especially since he claimed the same thing again this year i.e. cutting military spending by slowing its growth.
Case in point, he is still for building 3 more of those F22 fighters that cost 3 billion each to combat the latest Soviet planes from the Cold War in the 1980s.
It's kind of crazy for the government to talk about cutting the deficit when Pentagon is spending money to develop flesh eating robots : >
Posted by: slowmo | July 16, 2009 at 08:12 AM
slowmo, never mind that but there are people in this country that are still fighting the communist empire, check out the rants against Obama…
if the voters can't tell the difference between socialism and communism, who and what do you think they will vote for and back?
i'm sure there are more than a few people reading that report and thinking "it's about damn time and where's that flesh-eating virus i keep hearing about???"
Posted by: the lower depths | July 16, 2009 at 08:46 AM
Speaking of Obama, advertising, Czars and since this was posted Wednesday...have you caught the Hitler Downfall video about Obama being in Berlin? Hilarious....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1JmUEMQ6zY
"all he does is say Change a million fucking times, he sounds like a homeless person."
Posted by: kypar | July 16, 2009 at 10:03 AM
Let's keep Julie in Arkansas working as a part-time marketing maven on talk TV.
Posted by: Curvin O'Rielly | July 16, 2009 at 11:41 AM
LD, oh yes, I have no idea why they keep drumming up the story that Obama is a socialist. Shouldn't the government take care of civilians? I thought that used to mean good governance.
Haha, nice one kypar. Didn't see that one yet. I'm a fan of these Hitler video parodies like this Warcraft version:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JF03i7NfIU
Posted by: slowmo | July 16, 2009 at 08:37 PM