Well, I was going to post a comment responding to all the comments on my last post, but that would be a very long comment, and I wouldn’t be able to do the Kate Moss, usually undressed feature… So, I’m doing a post instead… Here we go, from the top…
@midbest… Young snot noses have effete names for the same reason all planners are British. In other words, I have no idea. I am, however, thinking of changing my name to either Albert Thistlethwaite, or Chauncey de la Benque… We can all vote on it.
@Edw3rd… Yes, Domenico hails from Italy. But Placido Domenico is Spanish! Just taking the piss… I know it’s Damingonozzle.
@Ad Man… Then don’t fucking come. You won’t be missed, you wanker.
@ondownlow… And how much are you blowing on the wedding? Tell your future wife, it’s cancelled, you have more important things to spend your money on… If she loves you, she’ll understand. And I’ll get you fucked up afterwards.
@midbest… My name for the day is “Fucktard!”
@Curvin… Your cut is an evening at NoBu with Julie and Howard. The pictures will be on Howards cell phone the next day.
@Joe-Joe… Oh, very droll… Were you playing with yourself as you typed that?
@Piers… Amen to all that. Just check out the usual boiler-plate conferences put on by AdAge, AdWeek, Fast Company, fucking Wired etc. These wankers charge thousands of dollars to listen to the same clowns talk shit at some exotic location… But then you can “Network” while playing golf… Whereas all the psfk events are very, very good value with out of the mainstream speakers dealing with not the same old – same old shit. $45 is fucking peanuts.
@midbest… Curvin is actually an Estonian necromancer who changed his name from Luigi, Alphonso, Lapentanozzle, so he could become a Madman.
@detroitmediaguy… I would only accept a lap dance from Julie if I was wearing the asbestos underwear the Japanese astronaut was recently announced as wearing at the space station for three months. You do not know where that lady has been.
@Kypar… You didn’t leave a comment, but I am sure, by now you are having Kate withdrawal symptoms.
How can you not love a girl who smokes after sex? Unless it's one who smokes during sex!