Sorry to be an old wanker here… But I have gone on before about PR douchenozzles who insist on sending me their fucking vacuous communications about clients dumb enough to pay them to try and get tossers like me to promote their puerile efforts… AAArrgh. Glad I got that off my chest. Here’s an example I got today… Anonymous Content recently added award-winning writer, director, and cinematographer Cary Fukunaga to their commercial division after originally being repped solely by their management arm. The young talent, whose most recent work, the feature film Sin Nombre, won the U.S. Dramatic Directing Award and the U.S. Dramatic Excellence in Cinematography Award at the Sundance Film Festival, will add another visionary director to Anonymous' ever-growing roster. Hello, I’m sure Cary is a great fucking director, and I would love to promote the shit out of him/her. But, as I have posted in the past… Show me the fucking money. I’m an AdHo… I work for money, as I am sure you do… Otherwise… Leave me alone.
I also work for sex!!!
um, didn't you just promote the shit out of him???
pasting the whole PR hacks spiel for free? I think you just promoted Cary onto an audience that had never heard of him, good job...
Posted by: the lower depths | July 06, 2009 at 04:59 PM
thought you only worked for money & KATE sex? btw: anonymous content must be hurting if their trying to pitch you to place them for free! & yes, they work for $ only.
Posted by: dicknotrichard | July 06, 2009 at 05:42 PM
lower depths,
think he's trying to treat them like a drug dealer... first few are for free then $$$. bol George
Posted by: dicknotrichard | July 06, 2009 at 05:46 PM
@ dicknotrichard: if that's the case, george better get a better grade of dealer! lol
Posted by: the lower depths | July 06, 2009 at 05:59 PM
George, don't take any shit from these pussies.
Get Kate Moss on their case. Or Wendy North!
Posted by: Godot. | July 06, 2009 at 07:23 PM
@Godot...
Wendy North... There's a fucking scary thought.
@Guys...
It's all part of my devious plan... Get them in with freebies, then rip the fuckers off. Hasn't worked yet... But I'll keep on trying.
Cheers/George
Posted by: George Parker | July 06, 2009 at 07:29 PM
?
these anonymous folk seem to have an identity crisis.
if thier looking to be unknown or incognito, why then credit their talent and directors?
seem like a bullshit redirect if i ever saw one.
i mean, what makes them or their fucking content anonymous?
if i may speculate.....
if your really looking for fucking attention, why don't "you" just wear a bad fucking wig because "you" think its cute and stick yourself up on you tube.
again, i digress......but.....
why all the fucking fuss about trying to be "anonymous" when their really just looking for attention from a bunch of known idiots who really "need" to know who the fuck is going to create their content and get them laid and stoned discreetly?
ah....ha...........
anonymous pleasures?
now that makes more fucking sense...
they will create content and get you hookers and blow on the down low for all the same price.
George, at the very least they could have hooked you up to pander for them.
Posted by: methinksdifferent | July 06, 2009 at 10:07 PM
Wella, wella, sob wella. I's ball'n likes a biatch her at da MJ memorial. Nots cause he deeaad, but my eulugy wasn't half as long as dat white biatch--Broken Shields!! Did yous see I dids slip Mamma Jackson da tonge while Joe Darf Vadder was look'n. Now Jesse Man's aw pissed off at mes cause jus likes Obama yo Momma's victory speech, he gots left at-de-door. Lotsa hot white biatches out her in LA. Gots round up a herd for da big send off party tonites. God Bless yous all, our boy now sleeps with da fishes. Rev. Al
Posted by: Sincerely da Reverend Al | July 07, 2009 at 01:14 PM