Did you see that video of Dave Lubars over at AdAge? It’s the one where he has a go at Bob Garfield for saying that Cannes has now become a crock of shit and a giant wankfest. The fact that Dave is this years head dildo for the film and print awards at next weeks yawnorama, has fuck all to do with it… Right! He blabbers on about how in hard times “creativity” can be the secret weapon that makes your budget work harder… Yeah, this from the Chairman and Chief Creative Officer of BBDO. The all time star fucking agency of the universe. These are the guys who’ve blown more money on big name talent for pseudo show biz extravaganzas than fucking Hollywood. If it wasn’t for them, has-beens like Cindy Crawford and Jason Alexander would be on fucking welfare.
Pretzels anyone?

