As a tie in to a really fucking bad "Transformer" movie, CP+B will be producing TV ads to promote the new BK BBQ Double, Triple and Quad Stackticon burgers. Yeah... It's actually called a fucking "Stackticon!" Apparently it plays on the Transformers’ construction theme, whatever the fuck trhat is. Would be blimps can “build” their own meal by stacking multiple burger patties and assorted shit on stale buns. The adult ads will feature the “King Robot,” a character who awards customers with cash before they die of heart attacks. Kid-targeted ads, will feature amazingly fat kids being approached by pedophile Autobots in a Burger King parking lot, before they mysteriously dissapear. No doubt, these epic spots will win multiple awards, and be trumpeted by Creativity Magazine as another example of CP+B's genius. Alex will write another fucking diet book and go on tour with the Rolling Stones.
It's Wednesday, remember?
