One of my Ogilvy “deep throats” tells me that the average NY employee is embracing the upcoming "exciting change" as much as one would look forward to a fucking colonoscopy. I’m also informed that the boy fucking genius, 25-year-old, “Oxford Shirt Tails,” keeps going on about, does a weekly internal Q&A about the move and spends much of his time trying in vain to be funny (you can judge how good he is at that by the cretinous style and language of his comments.) Apparently he likes to ridicule the worries and concerns people have. He is now referred to by one and all as a “young douchenozzle in training.” I am also told that Carla has launched an internal propaganda campaign to make the move seem like a good thing. To this end, management is offering a whopping $100 prize to whomever can come up with the top entry for “Things we’re not going to miss about Worldwide Plaza” The winning entry was... “I won't miss navigating the tourists with 'deer in headlights' looks being pitched a ride in a giant double decker bus that almost just flattened me turning onto 8th avenue while I was crossing.” Wonder if that’s the work of the 25 year old boy genius?
For "Oxford Shirt Tail" boy!
