Am I the only person in the entire universe that thinks Twitter is a giant wank? Obviously, as there are now gazillions of freaks out there with nothing better to do than send 140 character messages to each other about how they are walking down the street, sat on the toilet, or just doing fuck all. Anyway, whatever turns people on. I'm sure there's a couple of people out there right now tweeting each other about what a fucktard I am. Still, good luck to you. No, my big question is "How the fuck do you make money on Twitter?" This weighty question was brought on by reading that another $35 million of VC money has just been pumped into the company, that's on top of the $22 million they got earlier. Co-founder, Biz Stone (what kind of a fucking name is "Biz") says the money will go towards extra staff and to "begin building revenue generating products." Oh fucking yes, Let's see you work that magic with all those 140 characters. It seems to me, that the only people who actually make money off all this shit, are the founders when they do the obligatory IPO, pick up the Ferrari, yacht, bimbos, Peruvian marching powder... Then fuck off, and do it all over again. Douchenozzles. Yeah, I'm jealous!
My name is "Biz." And I am fucking rich. Click on my picture for thigh-slapping chuckles!
