Did anyone notice the story about the Orange County teenager who seems to have established a “World Texting Record?” Greg Hardesty of the Orange County Register was "speechless" after his 13-year-old daughter "racked up 14,528 text messages in one month. The little fuckers thumbs must be in shreds. Plus she probably has now lost the power of speech. She managed the impressive SMS tally between 27 November and 26 December. Her 22-year-old sister Hana managed a "comparatively modest" total of 7,101 messages, while sibling Marina, 24, trailed with just 700. This family needs some serious fucking help! Fortunately they are on an unlimited texting plan. Or, should I say, unfortunately? Truly, a family of fucktards!
Teenage Douchenozzle!
