This from my Ogilvy spies today... Tuesday is the day the fucking hammer drops. I'm also told that it will be FUCKING BIG. We are not talking small numbers here ... The mailroom guys have spent most of today (Monday) stocking up on empty shipping boxes for the poor fuckers who will be cleaning out their desks and on the street this time tomorrow. Then, believe it or not, there will be some sort of get together on Wednesday or Thursday for the lucky survivors and to meet and greet the new agency CEO, Miles Young! Boy, that will be a fucking jolly event. I can just imagine the pathetic pep speeches that will be delivered to the numbed audience. Meantime the Poisoned Dwarf will be in his Gramercy Park penthouse installing his recently shipped (Thanks to Edw3rd for this gem) Chinese water torture table or Kukishin-ryū display bits found whilst attending the Olympics at WPP shareholders expense.
This will hurt me more than it does you!
