I can't believe I'm fucking doing this, 'cos I hate being "friended" or "poked" or any other bit of that social networking shit I continually take the piss out of... But Bob Hoffman, who I greatly admire and who is not a douchenozzle... Well not yet, but he's getting there. Anyway, he's challenged me to this fucking pyramid thing that's flying around the blogosphere, were blogger's are supposed reveal awesome shit about themselves. So here fucking goes.
1: I'm older than everyone reading this, but I have a picture in the attic with snakes growing out of my head. So I look like a fucking God.
2: Yves Montand once told me to fuck off - If you don't know who he is... Fuck off!
3: I first came to the US as a student in 1962. I came on the Queen Mary. The one that's now moored in Longbeach. And yes, it's absolutely true what they say about the effect boats have on women's sex drive.
4: I once got drunk with Orson Welles. We drank lots of wine "Before its time!"
5: I used to hold the world record for the most expensive TV shoot. Then Chiat did 1984 and I became a forgotten footnote of fucking history.
6: Back in the 60's, I used to shoot Maxwell House spots with Mike Cimino before he became an Oscar winning director with The Deer Hunter, then imploded with Heavens Gate. There are now strong rumors that Mike Cimino has become Gladys Cimino!!!
7: The three best movies ever made that you should buy tomorrow are...
B: The Search for One eye Jimmy.
C: Solaris... The Russian five hour version. Although the US, Soderbergh version with George Clooney is very good too.
Well, that's my opinion... If you don't agree. Fuck off.
Now, I have to tag seven other blogger's who are supposed to reveal 7 things about themselves they would rather the general public didn't know about concerning their fucked up lives. But shit, don't be embarrassed... This is your chance for that fifteen minutes of fame you always craved.
Ad Land: If you only ever visit one ad blog. Make it this one.
psfk: Not exactly a blog, but full of essential shit.
The digestive: 'Cos Wisey has a brain to match her fantastic legs.
The Cartoonist: A visual cornucopia. And a London drinking mate.
Tribble ads: The founder gets good info.
Scamp: More good shit from London.
W+K London: Best agency blog around.
dearjanesample: OK that's eight... But this is a Canadian bonus.
OK, all you blog fuckers... Here are the rules...
- Share seven facts about yourself in the post.
- Link to your original tagger and list these rules in your post.
- Tag seven people at the end of your post by leaving their names and the links to their blogs.
- Let them know they’ve been tagged.
Well, I think I deserve a drink after that. Cheers/George.
Yeah. Well there are limits to what I'll own up to!!!
