My many deep throats scattered throughout the WPP empire (The more people you have sending you bad shit from within an organization, is a very good indication of how rotten that organization is) tell me that the Poisoned Dwarf plans to cut jobs, not just within Ogilvy, but "across the board" worldwide. Right now, Sir Martin has a major, major, fucking problem... He needs to boost confidence in the stock valuation (it's down 50% in the last few months... Hey, I own FIVE fucking shares!!!) and he needs to convince Wall Street and the City of London that his massive debt load is manageable . There is big concern among analysts that WPP is overleveraged after the recent TNS purchase for a few billion. Reports out of Europe suggest that WPP could breach its debt covenants in the first half of next year if the ad environment continues to worsen. Which as we all fucking know, it will! Unlike Maurice and Charlie making their comeback of a few years ago, the climate is so poisoned now, Sorrel could go down in flames very rapidly... Unfortunately, a lot of poor fuckers, many of them friends of mine could go with him. As for Enfatico... Could anyone in their right mind have picked a worse time to start such a fiasco?
You and me babe... We're going down together!
