It would seem ZuckerNozzle has canceled a plan to let Facebook erks cash out their shares early. On Thursday he said this to his 800 employees... "I'm writing this note to let you know some bad news, despite a lot of work, we have not been able to finalize a plan for the employee stock sale we announced in August." In other words, your dreams of avarice are fucked. Just like the economy. Remember the outrageous valuation of Facebook after Microsoft took a 1.6% stake in the company $15 FUCKING BILLION!!! How would they make that kind of money in the next hundred fucking years? I loved this comment by pepelicious on Valleywag... There's no pot of gold at the end of the social networking rainbow unless you cash out right away. The only viable long term business plan is ad revenue. Fire everyone except your ad sales team, IT guys, and a couple web developers and move operations in to someone's garage. Maybe Facebook will be profitable then. Oh fucking yes... And make Zuckernozzle do an auto CEO and pay him $1 dollar salary. And in answer to the headlined... Facebook is really, really fucked. All it needs now is for his ex-college mates to win their lawsuit and he spends the rest of his life flipping burgers to pay them off!!!
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