Where does the sun no longer shine... How about Sun???

Having worked on the Sun account for a couple of agencies when I lived in La La land back in the eighties and early nineties, it's been kind of sad to read about the shit they have been going through for the last couple of years. But, in common with every other Corporate America fucktard, they try and cover up the really fucking shitty news by dressing it up like a transvestite hooker on Gansevoort street. Just yesterday, the sticky turd's well and truly hit the fan. Yet from the first sentence of the press release, you almost thought they were announcing good news: "Sun Microsystems Inc. today announced a series of changes designed to align its cost model with the global economic climate and accelerate the introduction of compelling open source innovations." But then came "As part of this effort, Sun is announcing a global workforce reduction ..." and all the attempts to put lipstick on a pig (a, la, Sarah) came to nought. Why do these corporate ArseClowns think they can get away with this shit? Maybe it's because they have untold millions buried beneath the streets of Zurich. Meanwhile the erks hope their 26 weeks of unemployment last out 'til their next fucktard gig.

Arse is much so much classier than Ass!!!