I'll take your mullet and raise it a greasy ponytail!

Update Sun Microsystems... Since my post of a few minutes ago, I have had time to reflect over a couple of Saturday afternoon Gin & Tonics. This company has been fucked since the dot com implosion of the early nineties. Scott McNealy and his tribe of Chinese Boxers are still the titular Chairman, Obersturmbhannfuerer, uber-wanker, golf and hockey playing emperor of the known Internet server universe (gasp) Unfortunately, the glory days are over, and destined to get worse. So, what did they do a few years ago... They brought in Jonathan Schwartz - He of the outdated limp pony tail look - to reorganize things... And guess what? Things are more fucked up than ever. What a fucking shame. This used to be a great company, and I enjoyed working on their account. Why do I have this awful feeling that everything is turning to shit? Is that a symptom of getting old? So, what the fuck do I do when I turn fifty... Yeah... OK... I don't need comments on that. But I'm sure I'll get them. Douchenozzles!!!

I'm more of a mullet guy, myself!!!