Dell wins the "Golden Phallus" Award!
In the "you can't make this shit up" category, my mate Edward forwarded me a PR release from some fucked up organization that goes by the name of... The Society for New Communications Research. It talks about the great innovators they are recognizing for their SNCR Excellence in New Communications Awards. And, one of the big winners is... Fucking drum roll please maestro... Dell... Yes, the 2008 SNCR Brand of the Year is awarded to the organization that in their opinion, made the most significant advances in utilizing new communications and social media tools, technologies and practices. And, according to these fucktard's... That's Dell. No. I'm not making this shit up. If you go to the Web site of these wankers, you'll understand why they have their head way up their arse!!!
Unfortunately, Casey Jones will not be able to pick up his award this year!

His is the absolute inverse of this picture.
Posted by: WTF | November 12, 2008 at 02:44 PM
OMFG!!! hahhahahahahahaha... this is going on the countdown clock.... Enfatico wins first award... and the link is going to this thread!
Posted by: The Founder | November 12, 2008 at 03:23 PM
Thats SNiCkeR, to you.
Posted by: Auntie Christ | November 12, 2008 at 04:36 PM
thats about as relevant as ogilvys Jules Fine Award for nicest person to work with, except OM gave cash with that!
Posted by: the lower depths | November 12, 2008 at 05:16 PM
LD...
When I won the David Ogilvy best N. America campaign, it came with a $10,000 prize. But, cos I was a freelancer, they wouldnt give it to me... Fucktards!!!
Cheers/George
Posted by: George Parker | November 13, 2008 at 11:02 AM
yeah, i collected the presidents award moolah a couple of times meself.... now try getting anything out of them!
i have friends in the trenches there and its getting grim...
Posted by: the lower depths | November 13, 2008 at 02:38 PM