Andy Borowitz... Fucking "A!"

I've always been a big fan of Andy Borowitz and subscribe to his column daily... Here's today's, word for fucking word... You should sign up for it.

Just minutes after “Morning Joe” host Joe Scarborough dropped an F-bomb live on the air, MSNBC announced that it was re-launching the show to capitalize on its star’s salty vocabulary.

“Starting on Tuesday, MSNBC’s morning show will be known as ‘Fucking Joe,’” said MSNBC spokesperson Carol Foyler. “We want to send the message that if you tune in to this show, you’ll get a unique mix of breaking news and XXX-rated chat.”

MSNBC’s decision to reformat the show to accommodate Mr. Scarborough’s weakness for expletives surprised many in the cable industry, especially since the show owes its origins to the cancellation of shock-jock Don Imus’ ill-fated morning program.

But for Mr. Scarborough’s part, the move to “porn up” his morning show came as no surprise.

“This move is a fucking home run and anyone who doesn’t think so is a fucking cocksucker,” Mr. Scarborough said, adding, “Fuck.”

Around the cable industry, insiders expressed surprise that Mr. Scarborough had slipped into profanity while on the air.

“I never thought Joe Scarborough would be the first one to drop an F-bomb on that show,” one observer said. “I thought it would be Andrea Mitchell.”

Love that last bit... Fucking great!

And fuck Alan Greenspan!!!

Comments

[The Cartoonist]

Is there actually anyone working at typepad at all? Comments are still not working properly. Something like this would never happen in Germany, you know. Fuck.

[George Parker]

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[Tu Tu from Oregon]

At first, I thought you were serious, hehe. Really miss IMUS. That Joe is a loser anyway, he is just not all there. IMUS got shafted. His voice was silenced by haters amidst the media, he was sorry, so go on and leave him on the air. His humor is the best. I cannot seem to get him on the radio. Bums me out!

[Tu Tu from Oregon]

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