The AdScam/WPP takeover... The world is excited!
Enthusiasm for my takeover bid of the Poisoned Dwarf's Empire is building. AgencySpy is talking about it and even features one of my better pictures (The one used when I recently won the "Sexiest Man in Advertising" title.) I have decided not to allow my name to be entered in the next one, as all those ugly fucktard's out there should get a shot at it. For the benefit of loyal AdScammer's I will repeat the plea for funding I just posted on AgencySpy... Donations to the AdScam/WPP takeover effort, should be sent to my Swiss bank account. Make checks out to "The George Parker Benevolent Fund & Society for the Rescue of Fallen Girls." Disregard any emails from Nigeria. May God smile on you and bring peace to your family. Cheers/George... So, get your fucking checkbooks out!
Ralf "The Cartoonist" takes very flattering photos!
fucking nutter.
Love Kaiser.
Posted by: The Kaiser | October 15, 2008 at 11:13 AM
Parker, you are not allowed to win over WPP ... because who the fuck will we make fun of if you cleaned that place up?
Posted by: The Founder | October 15, 2008 at 11:34 AM
How about if I vote my ADR warrants? Can I be Vice Chairman?
Posted by: Edw3rd | October 15, 2008 at 09:00 PM