Google To create HAL... Take over Universe!
As I've said before, Google has plans to conquer and control everything known to man... Disregard that bullshit about "Do no harm!" These fuckers want it all. Six years ago, Sergey Brin told a reporter that the ultimate search engine would be a lot like HAL, the nut job computer with a mind of its own that seized control of the spaceship in "2001: A Space Odyssey." Yesterday at the Singularity Summit in San Jose, an annual conference focused on advances in artificial intelligence, Google announced it is backing a new academic institution that will push for the development of thinking computers like HAL. So, there you have it... We are fucked. Every time you do a Google search, the new HAL will take over your mind and fucking kill you, unless you sign up for AdWords!
I was just surfing for porn!!!
resistance is futile... from 2001:
HAL: I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you.
change HAL to google and there you go! complete assurance that all is indeed well.
Posted by: the lower depths | October 25, 2008 at 09:14 AM