AdScam begins hostile takeover of WPP!!!
Tom Messner, one of the great elder statesmen of the ad biz (along with me, of course) has come up with a brilliant idea... This was his comment on my last post... George. Perhaps you could acquire WPP in a leveraged buyout. It certainly would fulfill the definition of a hostile takeover, if not an opportunity for greatness. So, there you have it... As a somewhat disgruntled WPP shareholder (all of five shares.) I am about to begin a hostile takeover bid for the Poisoned Dwarf's Empire. The way the stock is currently tanking, I'm sure I could do a better job than the "Diminished One." I will have my people call Warren Buffet's people to arrange some kind of funding deal. Better yet, I'm sure I can convince the douchenozzles at the Treasury that some of those bail-out billions should be thrown my way. I can assure all you loyal taxpaying AdScammer's I wouldn't be as big a fucktard as those cretins on Wall Street. Details of my salary, bonuses and eventual golden parachute will be an essential part of the negotiations. Stay tuned for more on the AdScam/WPP Takeover!!!
Poisoned Dwarf flees country to escape wrath of AdScam!
and you can fix Enfartico by firing the Dell client before they fire you!
Posted by: Martin S | October 12, 2008 at 12:50 PM
speaking of elder statesmen...
for those interested in media and politics...archeophone records has just released all the speeches of the
1908 Taft-Bryan race...these were the recorded speeches that voters or anyone (even folks recruited by acorn)could listen to at their local nickelodeon for 7 nickels (about 8 bucks today)...
Posted by: Tom Messner | October 12, 2008 at 12:50 PM
Why not go for the whole nut? Take over the USA! I'm in for $500...
Posted by: ian | October 13, 2008 at 12:26 PM