Tom Messner, one of the great elder statesmen of the ad biz (along with me, of course) has come up with a brilliant idea... This was his comment on my last post... George. Perhaps you could acquire WPP in a leveraged buyout. It certainly would fulfill the definition of a hostile takeover, if not an opportunity for greatness. So, there you have it... As a somewhat disgruntled WPP shareholder (all of five shares.) I am about to begin a hostile takeover bid for the Poisoned Dwarf's Empire. The way the stock is currently tanking, I'm sure I could do a better job than the "Diminished One." I will have my people call Warren Buffet's people to arrange some kind of funding deal. Better yet, I'm sure I can convince the douchenozzles at the Treasury that some of those bail-out billions should be thrown my way. I can assure all you loyal taxpaying AdScammer's I wouldn't be as big a fucktard as those cretins on Wall Street. Details of my salary, bonuses and eventual golden parachute will be an essential part of the negotiations. Stay tuned for more on the AdScam/WPP Takeover!!!
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