My good mate Edward just sent me a copy of a Dell ad running in the September issue of Forbes. As it is now NINE fucking months since these clowns have had the account, wouldn't it be safe to assume this is perhaps the first of their print efforts (We know Mother is doing the Christmas TV shit, 'cos God knows a dedicated, revolutionary, breaking down the old ways of working agency, can't turn around a TV campaign in NINE fucking months!) Anyway, check this shit out... All I can say is... Is this it??? A standard boiler-plate shot of a hard nosed bitch standing in cubicle hell with her Dell laptop clasped to her ample breast demanding protection for her "data!" (Does she, or does she not look remarkably like Sarah Palin!!!) And you have to love that turgid copy about "Solid State Drives. Free Fall Sensor. Strike Zone Shock Absorbers." Oh C'mon Ken... Say it ain't so. If all else fails, for fuck's sake, go back to the "Blue Man Group!"
Is this it... Is this fucking it???????
