Levi Johnson... Listen up... Don't take shit from your future Mother-in-law... She's a raging egomaniac!!!
You have to love this on today' Slate, covering the latest and greatest on "Hot Momma Palin!" Apparently, on his MySpace page, which has since been removed from the Internet, (quelle surprise!) Palin's soon-to-be husband, eighteen year old, gun toting, teen fucking, Alaskan, Levi Johnston, describes himself as "a "fuckn' redneck" and reveals: "I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys and do some fishing." he then goes on to say... "I don't want kids." Ooops, Levi, super-stud, I think it's a bit lucking late for that! And now we hear, he's going to the convention... No doubt the Repugs will stand and cheer for this poor fucker, who has just seen the rest of his life go up in smoke to guarantee his future Mom-in-law gets a crack at the brass ring... Hey kid. I know it's probably too late for this, and you are no doubt under unmerciful pressure to show up in the Twin Cities and do the right thing... But seriously son... Don't do something at this tender age you will not only regret for the rest of your life... You will also be pointed at in the street as the poor schmuck who allowed himself to be co-opted by his ego-maniac mother-in-law, 'cos she knew that the "White haired wrinkly dude" would never serve out his first term. Think this shit through, dude!!!
Precisely!!!
So well said, GP.
That poor guy.
Posted by: Jetpacks | September 02, 2008 at 06:08 PM
Yeah, he really screwed the pooch.
Posted by: GI Joe | September 03, 2008 at 02:05 AM
they were made for each other, who're you kidding?
Posted by: the lower depths | September 03, 2008 at 05:37 AM
Marital advice from George Parker. Now I've read everything.
You're right, though. This kids nuts are in a vise with a magnifying glass on them being examined by every blogger and reporter in the media. I'm sure he wishes he was sitting on a loblolly pine stump by a trout stream with a six of Ancient Age by his side. But shotgun accidents happen in the Republican party, so instead he's heading to the big and tall boys section of Walmart for a $99 suit to look presentable at the altar. After that he'll be hearing "Levi, would you say Grace?" for the rest of his natural life.
Posted by: Auntie Christ | September 03, 2008 at 06:46 AM
http://www.swamppolitics.com/news/politics/blog/2008/09/bristol_palin_boyfriend_conven.html
Levi's convention-bound. Interesting comment from his mother that the kids were planning marraige already when this happened (righhhht). If his mother-in-law gets in I can't wait to see how quickly she tries to dismantle Roe v Wade. Be afraid....
Posted by: Auntie Christ | September 03, 2008 at 09:21 AM
...be VERY afraid! This is real and it's scary. This is like the movie script from hell. Go to Dailykos.com and find out how Sarah Palin sat through an anti-semitic sermon at her church (with luck, that SHOULD blow the Florida vote out of the water for the Rep. party), how she feels God is responsible for our being in Iraq and also God is behind the Alaska Pipe Line... It's really, really NOT amusing!
Posted by: LAM | September 03, 2008 at 09:34 AM
You're the first person I've seen to have really nailed the key issue: that this guy's life is now a political football because his girlfriend's mom is running for VP.
Posted by: Bob G | September 03, 2008 at 10:17 AM
The weird thing is now that McCain has stepped in dog shit, he has no choice but to put on a smile and embrace it. I guarantee that these two kids will be held up as an example of family, apple pie and baseball at the convention because they are walking down the aisle and shunning the abortion clinic. And all because she got into Levi's Levis.
And Nazi/Keric chum Rudy Guliani is the keynote speaker at this circus. I may just have to save it on the dvr.
Posted by: Auntie Christ | September 03, 2008 at 02:42 PM
Holy crap you people are a bunch of whining idiots. Yep, all Republicans are the devil. So what does that make Democrats? Saints? How fucking ignorant. Yep, keep trying to "one up"... WAAAHHHH!!! But this Republican killed a puppy!... BOOOHOOOO!!! Yea, well that Democrat fucked a monkey! (Do you not see the absolute mind-numbing nonsense in that?) Until this country changes its election system, we're all fucked (or should I say "we will remain fucked"?). The 2 party stranglehold is the problem and NEITHER the jackasses or the elephants will let go of the power. Wake the fuck up!
Posted by: notofthisearth | September 03, 2008 at 04:56 PM
Another sociopathic jock steps on his own dick.
Posted by: Offensive To Muslims | September 30, 2008 at 06:57 AM