You have to love this on today' Slate, covering the latest and greatest on "Hot Momma Palin!" Apparently, on his MySpace page, which has since been removed from the Internet, (quelle surprise!) Palin's soon-to-be husband, eighteen year old, gun toting, teen fucking, Alaskan, Levi Johnston, describes himself as "a "fuckn' redneck" and reveals: "I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys and do some fishing." he then goes on to say... "I don't want kids." Ooops, Levi, super-stud, I think it's a bit lucking late for that! And now we hear, he's going to the convention... No doubt the Repugs will stand and cheer for this poor fucker, who has just seen the rest of his life go up in smoke to guarantee his future Mom-in-law gets a crack at the brass ring... Hey kid. I know it's probably too late for this, and you are no doubt under unmerciful pressure to show up in the Twin Cities and do the right thing... But seriously son... Don't do something at this tender age you will not only regret for the rest of your life... You will also be pointed at in the street as the poor schmuck who allowed himself to be co-opted by his ego-maniac mother-in-law, 'cos she knew that the "White haired wrinkly dude" would never serve out his first term. Think this shit through, dude!!!
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