I don't know how true this is, but ValleyWag has a story today that Microsoft is shitcanning the Seinfeld campaign tomorrow! Apparently MS spokeshacks are describing this as "Phase Two" of the campaign. This means that along with Carly Fiorina, Jerry will not be seen on TV screens for some time (apart from the fucking ceaseless re-runs of the program about nothing.) If this is for real, this will break the CP+B record for short lived campaigns, previously held by "Deadenbacher!" I won't gloat properly until this breaking news is confirmed. Ho, fucking, ho!
No Microsoft campaign for you!
