If you've read the pathetic interview in AdAge with Enfatico CEO, Torrence Boone, you may be wondering what fucking client this geezer lives on. Apart from the continuing lies about Dells previous 800 agencies, which only makes sense if you include the one man shop in Dubuque, who places the local Yellow Pages ad, all this bullshit about attracting top talent, leads me on to the hot rumor of the day. Sources in New York tell me that the Poisoned Dwarf is more than a little pissed off, not only with the "speed" at which the work is being produced, but also with its quality. That's why he's looking to attract a "Consultant, Global, Creative Director!!!" Yeah, that's right, someone to come in for a few months and kick some ass. My money's on one of the all time great WPP CD's who is now retired, but if he can be persuaded to stop fishing for a few months and get back in harness for mega bucks, then we'd start seeing some "Solutions for a Big Company." On a final note, Mr Boone's claim that they have already turned away business is the most ludicrous fucking statement I've heard in years.
Enfatico, resets the bar!
