We've been reading about the slow and painful death of Element 79 for weeks. The announcement of their loss of the $120 million Quaker account is probably the final nail in the coffin lid. In just a few months, they have lost $440 million in billings! And it only seems like yesterday that CEO, douchenozzle, Brian Williams was protesting that everything was just fucking fine. Well, according to several of my loyal AdScam spies... Here's the story behind the story... CEO Williams was originally with FCB and was responsible for a lot of Quaker business, he did a deal with Omnicom and took a load of people and the business and set up Element 79. While all this was still going on, he was on FCB's payroll... But here's the pisser... The head of Quaker at the time this was going on was... William's brother-in-law! How fucking great is that? It's taken eight years, but what goes around, comes around to bite Williams in the arse. Is this a business of fucktard's, or what? Do these people have no shame?
Where would you like the nail, Mr Williams?

